What might you be able to create from a random, cast-off chunk of wood found laying outside the man cave, you ask?
{I know, you didn’t ask. But work with me here}
Why…a high-tech, state-of-the-art woodular phone, of course!
No matter how absorbed you may be in your coloring project, your pretty pink phone will zap you out of your art-trance and instantly connect you with your friends, providing hours {okay, seconds} of delightfully in-depth, nonsensical babbling
Who woodn’t want one?
Yours for 3 easy payments of $29.99
{roaming charges & service fees may apply}
